That one place.

fidefortitude:

kingloptr:

fruitappreciation:

omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now

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We are eating the shadowy remnants of a dead species.

(via lamapalooza)

bulletproofjockstrap:

Totally awesome shirt design a good friend of mine made up for me. I’d link you to his portfolio or something but he sadly lacks an online presence, which is probably something I should talk to him about. Any who, once I decide on a vendor to print the design I’ll link it.

bulletproofjockstrap:

Totally awesome shirt design a good friend of mine made up for me. I’d link you to his portfolio or something but he sadly lacks an online presence, which is probably something I should talk to him about. Any who, once I decide on a vendor to print the design I’ll link it.

r0wdyruff:

help me, i am trapped

in a haiku factory

save me, before they

(Source: litlpup, via ascenti)

monetizeyourcat:

boysinbarrettes:

monetizeyourcat:

Just found out there are two Bones in my shin, and two shins on my body. That’s four Bones. Fuck this shit

dude thats not even the worst of it. go look up what your ribs are made of

OK, i will, but I’m warning you if it’s bones I’m gonna be so pissed off

(via lamapalooza)

connietough:

#it looks like joff is jammin to some 90’s rap but marg is more into grunge

connietough:

#it looks like joff is jammin to some 90’s rap but marg is more into grunge

(Source: allrnate, via evfire179)

elbadimrof:

It snowed in Cairo for the first time in 112 years. Welcome to the last days.

elbadimrof:

It snowed in Cairo for the first time in 112 years. Welcome to the last days.

(Source: mcelijahblack, via astral-ascent)

charlotteiq:

jade-cooper:

sarah-belham:

"The Favorite" by Omar Rayyan

Favorite what? Demon?!

Loving the fact that whatever it is is wearing a matching flower.

charlotteiq:

jade-cooper:

sarah-belham:

"The Favorite" by Omar Rayyan

Favorite what? Demon?!

Loving the fact that whatever it is is wearing a matching flower.

(Source: atomicgardens, via kamikazewarbat)

deliriouscomatose:

  1. Walk around Nazareth
  2. Become friends with Messiah
  3. ???
  4. Prophet

(via captainkatrina)